I don't hate your mother, but if I did, god who would blame me?

Shit man, I feel shit-faced. It's 4:00 in the afternooon. Went to sleep around 7 o'clock this morning. Learned 'Pink Bullet' by The Shins, so it was all so worth it. SHAMBAMBALAMB. Well I shall update after I come back from the drug store to stock up on tampons for madre. She goes through them like she goes through apple pie, and shit man, that's a lot!